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Bling It On
So you find out that you’re going to a contestant be on America’s Next Top Model, what’s the first thing you do? Brush up on your terrible high heel walking skills? Learn how to put on makeup because you never wear any? Read some fashion magazines because you don’t know anything about about big-name fashion designers?
Not these models, but they still made it past the round of 32 to the final 13. I don’t get it, as soon as Mark Burnett calls me with my personal invitation to be on Survivor, I’m taking a leave of absence from my job and practicing starting fires while running in the jungle on an empty stomach. Tyra didn’t seem to mind though, but maybe she just knew that a model who stumbled all over the runway would make good TV.
It’s hard to predict who will win any reality show from the first episode, but I’ll be astonished if 2 of the girls make it much farther. Brie, why do you think it is stylish to pull your knees up to your chest as you walk down the runway? Coryn, you just don’t look like a model at all, those eyebrows are ridiculous. For now, I’m rooting for Jayla, Kyle, and Cassandra. I like Sarah too, but I’m afraid she’s just too awkward to wind up winning. I guess having the “pretty gene” isn’t enough to overcome looking like a super hero who is being poisoned by kryptonite, it was nice knowing you Ashley.
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By James
September 27, 2005 9:44 PM | Link to this
I agree on the two that have to be out soon on America’s Next Top Model. I can’t figure out how they pick ‘em in the first place. On another subject, though, I’m curious what people think: Janice Dickinson or Twiggy? Whom do y’all prefer?