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Happy Thanksgiving everyone! Now behave.
It’s been relatively quiet on the crime beat the last few days and we should all be thankful for that.
I hope it is a quiet holiday and everyone gets along. To get everyone in a good mood, here is one of my favorite turkey jokes:
A game warden was driving down the road when saw a boy carrying a wild turkey under his arm.
He stopped and asked the boy, “Where did you get that turkey?”
The boy replied, “What turkey?”
The game warden said, “That turkey you’re carrying under your arm.”
The boy looks down and said, “Well, lookee here, a turkey done roosted under my arm!”
The game warden said, “Now look, you know turkey season is closed, so whatever you do to that turkey, I’m going to do to you. If you break his leg, I’m gonna break your leg. If you break his wing, I’ll break your arm. Whatever you do to him, I’ll do to you. So, what are you gonna do with him?”
The little boy answered, “I guess I’ll just kiss his fanny and let him go!”
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By MB Hopkins
November 26, 2008 7:20 PM | Link to this
Lucas: Did you write the headline for this blog entry? It was so good, I just HAD to click the link. (I liked the joke, too, btw.) Way to go!