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Beware: “Jersey Shore” fashions soon hitting the market
In matter of months you’ll have a shot to look just as “hot” as a cast member from MTV’s hit reality series “The Jersey Shore.”
Don’t lie, you know you want to.
OK, perhaps you don’t.
Jenni Farley, known as “JWOWW” on what may be the most thought-provoking show ever created, has launched a new line of “shirt.” (Jersey Shore is thought-provoking in Opposite Land.)
Yep, they are technically shirts.
Don’t get too excited. Looks like you’ll have to wait to get you very own nearly-top.
Purchase of the clothing line has been discounted until spring/summer, according to a Tweet streaming on Farley’s website, JWoww.com.
But don’t lose all your joy.
This is what her website says about the fashions:
Ladies, if you purchase one of these shirts and would like to be on my website, take a picture of you in the shirt and send it to jfarley@jennifarley.com!!! And you can be the model!!!Jenni has created the ultimate in fashionable clothing. She will be reinventing the term “Sexy Sophisticated.” Not only will her line be “Edgy” and “Sexy”, but it will make people of all ages and body type feel more confident in “the scene.” This exclusive line will be limited and custom made to your body type.
…Remember you don’t want to be that person at the club that see’s someone else wearing the same thing…
Check out some of Jwoww’s designs here.
Prepare to be amazed.
With any luck Snooki, everyone favorite shorty, will come out with a line of hair heightening products.
What do you think?
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By Snookie
January 21, 2010 4:47 PM | Link to this
I hope sleeves will be optional or at least detachable. Do the ladies’ shirts show off my ladies or will I need to purchase the accompanying bra with insertable lipstick and compact case for extra lift? Also, will there be accessories, such as bracelets, tease combs or ankle monitoring devices?
By Ickett
January 21, 2010 4:56 PM | Link to this
Tease combs would be wicked.
By Englewood Sam
January 21, 2010 5:08 PM | Link to this
I want a “I was on Jersey Shore and all I got was a black eye” shirt.